Picture this: you’re in Lidl, it’s a Sunday, you’re doing your weekly shop, getting all the necessities in for the coming week. You’re taking a stroll down the wine aisle, eyeing up a treat for this evening.
Down by the Italian wines there’s a woman standing – in faux-nonchalance – with a pineapple. When she’s not pretending to browse the wine selection, she’s looking intently at your basket.